The National Noodle
It's All Gone Tastified
The new tastified Pot Noodle will make you the next Masterchef or at least a runner-up.
Set that dinner date now: invite all your friends for a night of noodles and complete lack of effort. Add the sachet to flavour and look smug while sprinkling.
Before you can say, 'Get out of my f***ing kitchen!' you'll have won a Michelin tyre.
